• You find youself telling innocent hot dog stand owners the password to get into FES Station.
• You won’t do anything in front of your cat, because you think she’ll tell your secrets.
• You dye that same cat’s hair pink.
• You draw eyes and glue arms onto your alarm clock.
• You legally change your name to Rick Ross.
• You curl your hair in the back and straighten it in the front.
• You carry around a remote control everywhere you go.
• You dress up as your favorite character to go purchase the next Erec Rex book.
• You put on a hat and walk around in the rain saying you have Hathead and Drenchers.
• You then pursue medical help for the above afflictions.
• When the doctor says you have a clogged artery, you dive for cover, expecting an earthquake.
• You wear sneakers all the time and sneak around, thinking people won’t be able to hear you.
• You then stomp, and get mad when you don’t hear a big clatter down the hall.
• You walk through a door and expect to come out in Otherness.
• When it doesn’t work, you try walking through the same door again.
• You try to order a cloud cream sundae at Dairy Queen.
• You come up with a bunch of ways to tell if you’re addicted to Erec Rex.

This list was edited from the Erec Rex forum thread. Have an idea to continue this? Send an email to spartacuskilroy at portodoor dot com, or just add to the forum thread.